# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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