i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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