Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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