Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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