That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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