They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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