Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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