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• (972): View more from Texas

  i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina

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  i got awkward and finally asked him what he said

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  he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it

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• (914): View more from New York

  Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"

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  did it work

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  that's not the point...

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.

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• (585): View more from New York

  dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.

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