we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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