Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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