I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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