i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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