mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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