I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
