your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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