can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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