i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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