The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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