So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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