they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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