how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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