If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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