Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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