Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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