its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
it was like eating out sand paper
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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