I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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