Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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