suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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