I will die if light touches me.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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