Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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