im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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