What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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