CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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