the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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