What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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