I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
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