OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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