I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
either way he was missing a nipple.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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