Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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