HIV tests are more positive than that guy
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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