Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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