the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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