I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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