I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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