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• women and their fucking needs...

  Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 20, 10 at 1:35pm

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  • LMAO!

    Submitted by CIT on Aug 20, 10 at 1:50pm

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• mechanical bonestorm...i think you bit off more than you can chew

  Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 20, 10 at 1:55pm

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• Sounds like you've been dumped for a Hitachi Magic wand to me!

  Submitted by malbrown24 on Aug 20, 10 at 1:35pm

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• poor itty bitty guy.

  Submitted by yourmomateme on Aug 20, 10 at 3:50pm

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• How do you think I feel when I have to date someone who's wrong all the time?!

  Submitted by guitar_boy on Aug 20, 10 at 1:38pm

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• "I'm NEVER satisfied, its a curse..."

  Submitted by sailor_man on Aug 20, 10 at 2:58pm

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• The frosted flakes commercial just asked, "Are you up?".

  Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 20, 10 at 2:20pm

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• Wtf..

  Submitted by xxneonaids on Aug 20, 10 at 1:25pm

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• Hahahha seriously just laughed. Well played OP

  Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 20, 10 at 1:39pm

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• This is for u Lacey

  Submitted by enjoy420 on Aug 21, 10 at 5:23pm

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• mmm shes gotta be loose or over worked her vag cuz 602 boys know how to work it

  Submitted by srhprincess480 on Aug 20, 10 at 7:40pm

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• Slut

  Submitted by rundropslide on Aug 20, 10 at 1:25pm

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• I'd like to take a stab at it!

  Submitted by 2144571774 on Aug 21, 10 at 12:59am

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• Omg that's funny shit right there...

  Submitted by macdlt69 on Aug 21, 10 at 5:17pm

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• God what a whore.

  Submitted by AUTigers10 on Aug 20, 10 at 1:26pm

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• Must have been an itty bitty teeny weeny shriveled little short dicked man.

  Submitted by ArizonaJessika on Nov 9, 10 at 1:04am

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• Sounds like op cant satisfy his woman. Haha. When that machine is done with her it would be throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

  Submitted by hooah33 on Aug 20, 10 at 1:53pm

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  • Thumbs down for stealing a reference from TV.

    Submitted by guitarmageddon on Aug 20, 10 at 2:40pm

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• A man can only thrust not that many times a minute lol...

  Submitted by darq_qing987 on Aug 22, 10 at 5:53am

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• huh?

  Submitted by emmykb on Aug 21, 10 at 12:15pm

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• Make it a thermos bottle. Dildos are for amateurs.

  Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 20, 10 at 1:30pm

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• Didn't they have something like that on an episode of Real Sex?

  Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 28, 13 at 6:14pm

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