Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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