Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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