It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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