They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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