He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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