some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The beer is more important than you right now.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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