So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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