didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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