Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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