Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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