Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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