I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
