Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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