So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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