Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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