i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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